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A Very Special “Ivy Chat” Muskbag; No, LITERALLY

Posted by Bad Kermit
August 19, 2008

Thank God these Muskbags are a weekly affair. If they weren’t, we would have had to listen to three ivy questions in one Muskbag instead of listening to one ivy question each of the last three weeks. PROGRESS! Time for the Muskbaggery:
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Ryan Theriot Proves that Anyone Can Have a Mailbag

Posted by Bad Kermit
August 14, 2008

I guess my good friend PAUL SULLIVAN must have lost my phone number. He had a perfect opportunity to give his old pal Bad Kermit an opportunity to berate a bunch of dopey Cubs fans, and he wasted it on Ryan Theriot (be sure to check out the post-Mailbag comments; brilliant!). Fortunately, the [...]

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HJE Presents…The Dumbest Muskbag Ever

Posted by Bad Kermit
August 6, 2008

Prepare to have your mind blown. This Muskbag is a Muskbag so astonishingly stupid. So incredibly ridiculous. So offensively bad, you very well may stop rooting for the Cubs. And you would be right to do so. There are, apparently, Cubs fans who inhabit the deepest, darkest, dumbest corners of [...]

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The Scent of Muskbag

Posted by Bad Kermit
July 2, 2008

Like moths to a flame, we return to the Muskbag. If you don’t believe these things can keep getting increasingly more stupid, prepare to be amazed.
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Fuk the Two Hole

Posted by Bad Kermit
April 7, 2008

It’s time, Lou. I know you’re going to tinker with lineups all year. With Dusty, that characteristic was annoying, because he could never figure out the right one. With you, I suspect you’ll get the lineup right sooner rather than later. Now is the time to take advantage, though, Lou. [...]

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The Mailbag: A Very Special “There Are Cubs Fans in the Midwest!” Edition

Posted by Bad Kermit
March 18, 2008

If you haven’t seen it yet, the latest Mailbag is delightful. It’s like watching a bunch of six-year-olds playing soccer. They’re doing it wrong. Everyone knows they’re doing it wrong. You want to tell them they’re doing it wrong, but you know they won’t understand, anyhow. So you just sit [...]