WAAAAARD!!!!!

Congratulations, big guy. You deserve it.
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Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Get Bent, Hillbillies” Edition

The Braves are rapidly rising up my list of teams I hate. Seriously? After the headhunting bullshit they’ve been pulling for the last two years Yunel Escobar is going to cry about getting plunked by a guy who throws an 87-m.p.h. fastball? I also noticed those Coca-Cola-loving assholes were awful quick to [...]


Did You Guys Get TWO Past the Goalie in This Week’s Muskbag?

This may have already been discussed in the Shoutbox while I was recovering from the rooftop game, but I’m pretty sure not one, but two Sons of Jim Essian got questions into this week’s Muskbag. Meaning it’s the greatest Muskbag ever. Shall we?
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Party Like It’s 1989

Thanks to Reed Johnson’s stunning pinch-hit home run yesterday (which still ranks behind this game as his most stunning home run), the Cubs moved to 22 games over the .500 for the first time since nineteen eighty nine.
Courtesy of Wikipedia, here are some interesting things that were going on in the world the last time [...]


HJE Celebrates Daryle Ward Day

If you thought Daryle Ward’s big weekend was going to go unnoticed at Hire Jim Essian, well, you’re just not reading closely enough. In honor of the big lug’s single-handed dismantling of the “Best Team in Baseball,” today is officially Daryle Ward Day at HJE. Daryle has been putting together good at-bats all [...]