Friday Night Fukudome: Corey Patterson vs. Eric Patterson
Maybe it’s because of his big brother. Maybe it’s because of his love affair with the former-letter site. Maybe it’s because he sort of sucks. But the more I watch Eric Patterson, the more he reminds me of his loathsome older brother, Corey Patterson. So, let’s put them in the Fukudome, [...]
Trying To Look Forward, But I Can’t Help Looking Back
So Felix Pie appears to be proving that he’s up to the challenge of playing centerfield every day in the bigs. Having been a believer of Pie’s since last season–when his numbers may not have warranted it but his presence seemed to–I’m happy about this. Of course, even if you weren’t a [...]
You Poor, Poor Bastards; Reds Sign Patterson, Hairston
I wouldn’t wish Cincinnati Red fandom on anyone on earth right now. Not only do those poor people have to watch Dusty Baker mismanage their team, but now they’re fortunate enough to watch the infuriating Corey Patterson swing from his ass and block center field stud prospect Jay Bruce. As added insult to [...]
Nationals Interested in Being Worst Team in National League
Bill Ladson wrote a story yesterday about how Corey Patterson would fill a lot of holes for the Washington Nationals. People out there are seriously still under the impression that Patterson is a decent player? Really? Are they the same people who kept Michael Tucker in the league for all those years? [...]
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