Muskbaggery

This week’s Muskbag is chock full of personal questions, propositions, and SAM FULD. Hurray!


Ned Yost Should Be Indicted

With Dusty Baker in town with his old familiar dumbassery and excuse-making in tow, it’s easy to think he is the stupidest manager in the National League Central, and he very well may be. But Ned Yost is sure making it interesting, isn’t he? Yost’s handling of CC Sabathia in Sabathia’s nine starts [...]


Let’s All Take A Minute To Point And Laugh

A lot going on around these parts. More than 25% of the Cubs roster will prepare to head to Gotham for the All-Star Game, the team is about a week away from being fully healthy, and they survived the most treacherous stretch of the season while battling alluded-to injuries without once relinquishing their position [...]


Being a Manager is Not THAT Hard, Dusty

Making the decisions of when to hit-and-run, when to pull a struggling pitcher, and how to construct a lineup aren’t easy, and those decisions are the ones for which MLB managers get paid the big bucks. The actual process of managing, though, isn’t hard. Put nine guys in a lineup in some kind [...]


Friday Night Fukudome: Baker vs. Yost

I’m not going to lie. I haven’t been too pleased with the lineups Lou has proposed this week. Despite his fascination with Ryan Theriot at the top of the lineup, though, Lou is still the cream of the NL Central managers. If you look around at the rest of the NL Central’s [...]


Trying To Look Forward, But I Can’t Help Looking Back

So Felix Pie appears to be proving that he’s up to the challenge of playing centerfield every day in the bigs. Having been a believer of Pie’s since last season–when his numbers may not have warranted it but his presence seemed to–I’m happy about this. Of course, even if you weren’t a [...]


You Poor, Poor Bastards; Reds Sign Patterson, Hairston

I wouldn’t wish Cincinnati Red fandom on anyone on earth right now. Not only do those poor people have to watch Dusty Baker mismanage their team, but now they’re fortunate enough to watch the infuriating Corey Patterson swing from his ass and block center field stud prospect Jay Bruce. As added insult to [...]


Note To Scott Hatteberg: Tough Clogs Don’t Stand A Chance

It’s a little bit down the list in these Notes , so I’ll just reprint it here. I have to. It’s so freaking hilarious that it’d be a sin not to.


Chicago Deserves Better than This

Chicago is a huge sports market with a rabid fan base, long-tenured, traditional teams, and a history of classic sports tales, for better or worse. So, why the hell are Chicagoans still putting up with horseshit writers like Rick Morrissey? In Morrissey’s latest nonsensical column, he defends Dusty Baker, of all people. [...]