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The Muskbag Features a Question About ERA! No, It’s Not What You Think.

Posted by Bad Kermit
September 3, 2008

Well, I’m back from my New York/Boston trip, and I’m planning on posting about them when I get around to it. I got back just in time to sink my teeth into this week’s Muskbag. It tastes like what I imagine Daryle Ward’s locker smells like.

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Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “But It’s Only Wednesday” Edition

Posted by Sweet Uncle Lou
August 27, 2008

Kermit is going out of town tonight and staying out of town until Monday, so the whole HJE gang is allowed take a breather if they want to. I can’t speak for Mike D., but I’m going to take advantage of it. But I wouldn’t dare leave you idiots without anything to read [...]

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HJE Presents…The Dumbest Muskbag Ever

Posted by Bad Kermit
August 6, 2008

Prepare to have your mind blown. This Muskbag is a Muskbag so astonishingly stupid. So incredibly ridiculous. So offensively bad, you very well may stop rooting for the Cubs. And you would be right to do so. There are, apparently, Cubs fans who inhabit the deepest, darkest, dumbest corners of [...]

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Lou Piniella Hates Carlos Marmol

Posted by Bad Kermit
July 14, 2008

CARLOS MARMOL enters the office of manager LOU PINIELLA. Lou sits behind his desk writing out a lineup card.

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Lou’s Addiction

Posted by Mike D.
July 4, 2008

Sung to the melody of Jane Says

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Friday Night Fukudome: Ryan Dempster vs. Carlos Marmol

Posted by Bad Kermit
May 30, 2008

Carlos Marmol is out of his mind when it comes to striking dudes out. The surprising Ryan Dempster is out of his mind with WACKINESS! Only one of them can finish the season with more strikeouts. Unless they tie. But let’s not acknowledge that.

VS.

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Marmol Closes Game; Who Will Snap First?

Posted by Bad Kermit
April 7, 2008

In case you didn’t hear, Lou Piniella went to Carlos Marmol over Kerry Wood in the 12th inning of the Cubs’ 10-8 victory over the Pirates. Despite the fact that Piniella informed the media that he would do so, someone’s going to snap, aren’t they?

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Jay Mariotti Declares Wood’s Season Over

Posted by Bad Kermit
March 19, 2008

Holy shit, Jay Mariotti. The only time I think about you is when your headlines come across my feed reader. Generally, I just laugh at them. But when I see, “Wood Over Marmol: Cubs Will Regret It” come flying up, Jay, well, I just have to comment. Jay’s nonsense is in [...]

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Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “I Already Miss Fat Tuesday” Edition

Posted by Sweet Uncle Lou
February 8, 2008

Well, another Mardi Gras has come and gone, and you guys probably still haven’t seen a pair of boobs in your lifetime. Get a tan, nerds! Anyhow, it’s Roundup time.