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A “Pep” Talk From Mean Uncle Lee
Hope you had a nice fucking Labor Day. Of course the ultimate fucking irony is that you don’t even work in the first place. What the fuck do you need a day off for?
Three More Years! Three More Years!
That’s right, nerds and perverts. It’s your old pal Jay Mariotti here. I’m back, baby! Three more years of Jay! It’s a lucky day for Chicago!
Screw Your Child’s Safety, Bro!
A Special Report by Maple Bat
WHOOOO-HOOOOO! Maple Bat here! Shouting at you from Louisville, Kay-Why. KY. Like the lube I use when I stay at your house and jerk off in your guest bedroom! Ha ha! Whoo! You mind if I put my feet up? Maybe undo [...]
A Message From Harry Doyle: “Go, Tribe!”
Hello, everybody, Harry Doyle here, welcoming all you Friends of the Feather to another postseason of Indians baseball. I know a lot of you are disappointed about the way your own season turned out, so I’d like to invite you to join the great fans of Cleveland in supporting the Indians the rest of [...]
#4: LaTroy Hawkins “Do Everything You Can Do Except Close Games”
F@#$ you, Kermit. F@#$ you and your stupid list. You put me at number four on your list? That’s bullshit. Maybe I didn’t have the best years of my career with the Cubs, but you can’t do what I do. I can do what you do, but you can’t do [...]
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