Friday Night Fukudome: Chris Duncan vs. Shelley Duncan
This particular FNF has absolutely nothing to do with anything that’s happening with the Cubs right now. I was just marveling at how ugly the Duncan brothers are. I imagine it’s tough to climb the Duncan family tree, since it has no branches.
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That was a tough one. I ended up picking Chris, but Shelley looks enough like Vern Schillinger from OZ that I’m now convinced he’s a neo-nazi man-raper.
I voted for Shelley because he has kind of a chick name and thus ought to be better looking, but isn’t.
> Fuck Dave Duncan.
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what got us into this mess in the first place, Carlos.
Question for the religious amongst you: Would a just God ever let something like this happen?
(For the record: Shelley by a nose.)
Did Dave Duncan also bang Hunter Pence’s mom. He looks like he could follow in this evolution of horrible looking baseball players.






Chris, of course. Ain’t nothin’ uglier than a man in a Cardinals hat.