May
16
2008
Friday Night Fukudome: Sean Gallagher vs. Tom Gorzelanny
Posted by: Bad Kermit in Friday Night FukudomeToday’s matchup of goofy-looking pitchers ended with Sean Gallagher besting Tom Gorzelanny as the Cubs cruised to a 7-4 victory. Who will win in the Fukudome, though?
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Sean Gallagher looks like he got caught in the middle of a goofy smile. Tom Gorzelanny, god bless him, just looks that way normally.
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BigFlax reply on May 16, 2008:
Yeah, Gorzelanny is uglier, but Gallagher definitely looks more ridiculous relative to himself in that picture.
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Bad Kermit reply on May 16, 2008:
Gorzelanny looks like Sloth.
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I can hear Gorzelanny’s photograph saying “duhhhhhhhhhhh…”
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Gorzellany looks like a kid with Down’s Syndrome…Gally looks like he is a kid trying to imitate a kid with Down’s Syndrome.
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Gorzellany’s picture makes me think of the movie The Hills Have Eyes
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I voted for Gorzellany just because I can’t bring myself to vote against a Cub, especially since he won today. That said, Gallagher looks like he’s getting his rocks off. I suppose that’s another reason to vote for Gorzellany. You can’t fault a guy for getting his rocks off.
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I’m a Nut!
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