Mean Uncle Lee’s Noontime Trivia
All right all you cocksuckers. Mean Uncle Lee’s feeling a little less “mean” today. After picking up my Dunkin Donuts morning fucking coffee and fucking apple fritter today, I’m nice and chilled-the-fuck-out. It so happened that I was offered a fucking opportunity to share some of the fucking wealth with all of you jobless cocksuckers, and so I’m throwing out my “Sip, Scratch and Score” entry for any of you jobless motherfuckers who would kill for a horribly fucking unsatisfying 4″ pepperoni “pizza”. Yeah, that’s right, assholes. Pizza at fucking Dunkin Donuts. Who cares if it sucks, your fucking unemployed ass can’t be choosing what you beg for. You’re fucking welcome.
And we’ll fucking know if any of you jobless cocksuckers go to Wiki or Google, so don’t even think about it.
Why did Tim Duncan pick number 21 for his jersey?
A: Loves Blackjack
B: Only because it was available.
C: Tribute to his brother-in-law.
C: Wife’s age when they married.
Winner can pick up his voucher for the fucking pizza by meeting me at the corner of “Fuck You” and “Kiss My Ass”. Now go look for a fucking job, cocksucker.
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Comments
Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler I know Tim Duncan loves the Chicago Bears. I don’t know if that has anything to do with that, Mean Uncle Lee. Maybe after Donnell Woolford?
Poon Pretty sure it’s the fucking number of times per fucking game he wanted to give that whiney fucking “look cocksucker, I didn’t foul no one and you can kiss my fucking 7 foot freshly shaven with Edge gel by Robinson ass right downtown if you think I fuckin did” bullshit.
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Because Duncan loved Sammy Sosa