Photoshop “Contest” #5

I don’t have a Photoshop, but I do have a caption:

“Show me on yourself where Izturis touched you.”

“And ever since the doctor gave me that topical cream, I’ve been hitting the ball well. You should really give it a try. If you cant afford it Ill let you use mine Hank.”

Aramis: Ehhh, Blanco… ¿Joo seen mi gallo, mang?
Hank: Sí, papi… Sí.

This would make a bit more sense if you could see the image I posted…

Ouch.

That’s what he said.

And what’s so wrong about bringing flowers to the grave of a true American hero?

I’d think spreading an eighth over his grave would be a TAD more classy than the cliche, obligatory gift of flowers.

Holy shit, that’s awesome.

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2140/2447731366_2303d075bf.jpg?v=0[/img]

DOOOOOOOM!!!!

More often than not, when Ramirez is batting, he’s pressing this button:

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After getting bested by teh Knats, which one is the easier to press? Ol Ted ain’t havin’ such a good commencement to the year, be he?

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Class photo, circa 1982:

[img]http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn168/NotNits/ClassPhoto.jpg[/img]

Did I just post a picture all by myself?

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[img=http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/reche_caldwell_holy_shit_1_3.jpg[/img]

[img=http://www.klisia.net/blog/uploaded_images/hshw2-781540.jpg[/img]

That is outstanding.

Haha! Genius!

you guys are some sick fuckers.

I’m popping my photoshop cherry here, so go easy on me.

Didn’t work. I’m such a rookie.

Did you try clicking the link under the reply that says “You can add images to your comment by clicking here”?

Try that.

No I didn’t see that. I was so excited, but I couldn’t get my pants off, so I wet my pants, and went home crying. Thanks Bad Perm, I mean Bad Kerm.[img]http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk44/jrsticks1/Shop/Aram_Blanco2.jpg[/img]