Quick, Which Two Ex-Cubs Would You Most Like to Hear From?

Hey, Cubbies!  Remember me?  LOL!!!!Did you answer Michael Barrett and Mark Prior? Then I have a treat for you! The Cubs took on the Padres on Easter Sunday. There were notable ex-Cubs on the Padres roster, including Future Hall of Famer Greg Maddux. Hell, even the likable former Cub Glendon Rusch is a non-roster invitee in the Padres’ camp. Instead of nabbing an interview with Maddux as he rides off into the sunset, we were treated to an interview with Barrett and Prior. Let’s see what they said!

PEORIA, Ariz. – Michael Barrett was behind the plate for Sunday’s Cubs game, but he was wearing a Padres uniform.

And a bulletproof banana hammock. And a note pinned to his jersey with his new California address. And a drool bib.

Barrett, Greg Maddux, Mark Prior and Glendon Rusch stopped by the visitor’s clubhouse to say hello to some of their former teammates. The Padres have enough ex-Cubs to have alumni meetings.

Maddux proposed a Barrett-for-Blanco deal, but Phil Nevin rejected it.

“It’s nice to be able to play with guys who you enjoyed playing with in Chicago,” Prior said.

Like who? Didn’t everyone hate you, College Boy?

It would be easy to understand if Barrett had bad memories about his days with the Cubs. He was involved in a dugout fracas with Carlos Zambrano, and was traded last June to the Padres. He batted .226 for San Diego, and re-signed with the Padres in December.

Plus, Lou got tired of explaining to him that his mitt goes on his hand and his hat goes on his head.

“[Last season] was a bit crazy,” Barrett said. “I finished the season off with the birth of my son, which saved the entire year.”

What are the odds that they named him Michael so dad wouldn’t have to learn a new name?

Young Andrew Barrett is now four months old and healthy. When Barrett signed with the Cubs, he was eager to play at Wrigley Field.

Four months old already? That’s great! Only three more months, and he’ll be able to beat his dad in a spelling bee.

“There isn’t one day I regret going onto that field — even at my worst times there, it’s some of my best memories,” the catcher said. “Putting on the pinstripes of the Cubs uniform was a dream come true and something I will always cherish.”

You don’t have any days you regret? I’ll give you some.

He’s had a little problem with daughter Grace.

“We have to train her from, ‘Let’s score some runs, Cubbies,’ to saying the ‘Padres’ now, which isn’t as easy as I thought it would be,” Barrett said.

Well, what finally worked for you, Mike?

Has he moved on?

“You have to have perspective in this game,” he said. “This game is about failure, and I failed a lot in Chicago. I’m not going to deny that or walk away from that. You try to learn from your mistakes.

Was one of your mistakes sneaking up behind Carlos Zambrano?

“I feel I’m fortunate to be able to still be playing, and I feel I still have a lot to offer,” he said.

You’re half right.

The Cubs players didn’t forget his contributions, and voted Barrett a full playoff share from the 2007 season.

Only because they were able to convince him that 1/52 of $1,573,781.74 was the letter “Q.” Fractions aren’t really his strong suit.

“That was huge,” he said.

It sure was, champ. It sure was.

Prior is coming back from arthroscopic surgery on his right shoulder, which he had last April. The procedure, performed by Dr. James Andrews, included a debridement of his right rotator cuff as well as repairing the labral and capsular injuries. Right now, he feels good.

I swear I’ve heard that refrain before. Oh, yeah. It’s usually followed by, “But he’s going to be held back until June ‘just to be on the safe side.’”

“In years past, I’ve said that and thought I felt good, but now I know what it’s like to be back and feeling healthy and able to throw the ball without any restrictions,” he said. “I still have a long way to go and probably the hardest part to go, but so far it’s been encouraging.”

Oh, all that’s left is the really hard part? I’m sure nothing will go wrong.

Prior is slated to start facing hitters this week, and if all goes well, he could be pitching in the big leagues in early June. The Cubs chose to not tender him a contract in December, and he signed with San Diego as a free agent. Does he have any regrets about his time in Chicago?

Like not bleeding another six million dollars out of Jim Hendry to sit in a hot tub?

“I regret not being able to be out there and pitch more, but that’s something that physically I wasn’t able to do and didn’t have a whole lot of control over it,” the right-hander said. “I don’t have any regrets. I enjoyed playing in Chicago and I have a lot of great memories there.”

And a lot of great money. Don’t forget about all the money the Cubs paid you to do nothing.

I can’t wait until the Cubs play the Reds for the first time, so we can hear how much Corey Patterson, Jerry Hairston, Jr., and Dusty Baker miss Chicago.

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hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate. You have brought out the bad angry, and now I may not sleep tonight. Thanks, BK.

Prior just can’t quit whining, can he? Jesus, I hope he never throws another pitch in the Major Leagues. He’s already earned more than I will in my entire life, so fuck him. I don’t yet hate him with the fire of a thousand suns, but I’m getting there.

As for Barrett, though - at least he acknowledges that he was terrible in a Cubs uniform. I have to give him credit for that.

I don’t care how much you might hate Barrett, he still punched A.J. Eyechart in the dome. He was winning, at least on that day.

Word. Barrett grates on me, but at least he did punch that prick in the face. I’m not sure if that makes up for all the passed balls or not.

BK, Love the bullet proof banana hammock part.

I agree with Nutsack. Barrett punching AJ in the puss means I will never think to ill of him.
Also, what is that thing near Prior’s hand in the photo? Is that a baseball? I thought he only threw towels?

True, he did punch that prick. But on the other hand, it was a pretty lame sucker punch. He tried to pull that shit with Z and we know the result.

Thumbs-up on the towel line. I laughed out loud.

Barrett didn’t like that he got run over, in spite of the fact that his chromosonally-damaged brain compeleld to stand in front of home plate without the ball

AJ Eyechart is the biggest prick in baseball, so it’s always a good day in America when he gets punched in the face. However, I found it rather embarassing that it was froma cheap-shot sucker punch that came as the result of Barrett getting his ass run over fair and square. The guy was a loose cannon who did way more harm than good thanks to his pistachio-sized brain. Go ahead and celebrate him for that punch if you must. Just know it was a pansy cheap shot.

I’m not going to celebrate it. It was sort of entertaining at first, but then we lost the game and it just turned embarrassing. I’d personally like to have that whole season wiped from my memory. I’ve seen a lot of Cubs baseball, but that was one of the shittiest seasons I’ve witnessed. I’m totally glad Pinella and Hendry decided to ship Barrett off. Soto seems like a much more intelligent ballplayer and human being. And he’s not afraid of Carlos Zambrano.

He can’t be intelligent AND unafraid of Zambrano.

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