HJE Goes (Briefly) Legit; Hosts Round Table

No Scoop Jackson?

Real people? How un-fringe. Sellout.

This is not a real roundtable. If it were a real roundtable it would be held in Algonquin.
Boy oh boy are the fellas at BCB gonna have fun with this.

Oh, and for the disbelievers, these are all the REAL people. If we were making this up, we’d have used Lee Elia, John Campanera, Fred McGriff, and Marla Collins.

You forgot a certain Mr. Wickers, Kerm.

Wasn’t Cindy Sandberg available?

I’m both honored and disturbed that my two-word label wound up as “stats geek.”

Mine is usually “alleged felon.”

I envision this to break all the tenets of the Knights Code of Chivalry.

* To never do outrage nor murder
* Always to flee treason
* To by no means be cruel but to give mercy unto him who asks for mercy
* To always do ladies, gentlewomen and widows succor
* To never force ladies, gentlewomen or widows
* Not to take up battles in wrongful quarrels for love or worldly goods

Couldn’t find room for a large slow-moving marsupial who picks insects off of his own flesh for sustenance?

Better than “Ryan Dempster.”

True. But what isn’t?

I’m with you in calling shenanigans, 242.

If there was a blogger round table, I’m sure Al Yellon would have been invited, just a hunch.

gritty shortstop?

This is quite awesome, Kerm. Good work. Breifly.

Or “Neifi Perez.”

well, I’m glad to see someone at this site is slowly becoming a Cubs insider. I know Len is one of those guys who keeps trying to be cool, well passed fatherhood, what with all the hip media references durring the broadcasts and local bands and cool signed acts between innings. If this isn’t some kind of farce, then I guess I dub the HJE clan cool by default.

In all seriousness. Congrats. My little brother, (and someone who was a good sport when getting beat up or when recieving purple nurples.) who turned me on to firelou and hence all it’s brother and sister stations, and who is much greater arbittor (sic) of cool, thinks this blog is among the funiest around and I tend to agreese. I know, my approval, and all the prestige that it comes with must be quite the harbinger of things to come ( like the site tanking wildly under unsavory circumstances ho, ho ) so keep it up Kent, because Jimmy needs you and Louis just can’t go back to earth sex after you ruffed her good on the top of the sports section.

HJE > BCB for one reason: we can make fun of the authors here and not get yelled at.

In all seriousness however, good work Kerm.

This is your last warning, Dan. Attack the post, not the poster!

no carrie muskat?

I reserve my right to yell if someone makes fun of me, and I’ve never signed anything to the contrary.

We did get a submission from Carrie, but by the time we’d weeded out all the inanity and simpering, this is all that was left :

“Cubs…”

Plus, it was covered in schmaltz.

McStiff eats ass.