Piniella Clears 20% of Kermit’s Summer Schedule

Who. The hell. Was supposed to be watering my plants while I was busy? Huh? Huh? I’m slightly out of commission for a couple of weeks, and THIS happens? Ryan Dempster? A starter? Seriously?

So, the Cubs’ rotation is:

Carlos Zambrano
Ted Lilly
Rich Hill
Jason Marquis
Ryan Dempster

Lou, I implore you. If you’re going to stretch out a bullpen pitcher, re-sign and stretch out Wood. Let’s have one last shot at glory. If you insist on going with Dempster, at least that’s 33 starts I won’t have to watch. That’s right. 33. GOD FORBID one of the Cubs’ SHITTY pitchers gets hurt. My week is ruined. Thanks, Lou.

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