Williams Makes Lou Look Even More Lovable, Extends Guillen

Wait a minute! This book has no pages in it!White Sox general manager Kenny Williams signed up for four more years of incomprehensible postgame interviews, inappropriate swearing, misplaced arrogance, and flat-out bad baseball, as he agreed Tuesday to a contract extension through the 2012 season with Sox manager Ozzie Guillen.

After signing the extension, Guillen called Williams racist for only giving him four years instead of “seis anos.”

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“Seis anos”? I thought he said “sex anus”. I’m sure you can all understand the mix-up, given the Oz-mang’s past…http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/lick-your-lips-and-prepare-to-enjoy-ozzie-guillen-185734.php

its almost insulting having him on the front page of HJE. However, it won’t be long before Guillen comments on THAT too, and then you can bet I WILL be insulted

It’s an insulting picture, though. That counts for something, right? RIGHT?

I can’t wait until the sox get Eckstein in the office

The formidable top of the lineup of Eckstein-Podsenik-Erstad should be potent enough to punch some holes in their uniforms with all their gritty performances.

You don’t here it too often, but they are just baseball players.

haha I meant offseason, not office

I thought office was pretty funny, actually.

I can picture Eckstein in a short-sleeved white button-down with a coffee stain on the front biting his lip while getting browbeaten by his overbearing boss. Lotta “b”s at the end of that sentence.

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