Happy Lefty Day to Lilly, Hill, Marshall, Kermit
A friend just informed me that today is International Lefthanders Day. As a sinister one myself, I just wanted to extend a Happy Lefty day to 60% of the Cub rotation. May the ink smudges on your pinky fingers be small, and may you last as long as Jamie Moyer while sucking less than Jeff Fassero.
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Bad Kermit That was good, but you forgot to explain why 200 hits in a season is important, even if it takes you 12,000 at-bats to do it.
bocaj “Mr. Baller is unavailable”? Did he die? If so, you should have a post to commemorate his life and deeds; where we can all comment on him, and mourn his loss…
cherigrace 200 hits AND all those stolen bases, BK. Plus, all those “intangibles” like how he goes to the ballpark at three am every morning to count each blade of grass and measure the blade’s angle. He’s a genius, BK, a fricking genius, and you would realize it if you weren’t so maniacally power hungry, you stupid idiot dumbass and so immature you stupid pie face and my mother says so too.
Bad Kermit I’d respond more thoroughly, Cheri, but I can hardly see through the tears. Words hurt, Cheri. Words. Hurt.
cherigrace boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo
oh , I can’t keep it up, my fingers are already tired.
seriously though, the psychos are so entertaining.
CT
bocaj
StPatrick
TDubbs
BigFlax
Since Mr. Baller is unavailable, I feel it necessary to inform u that ur a homo and lefteez gobble wang. Thats’ a stone fact just like the fact that moneyball is wrong casue nobody would choose kotsay kendall swisher et.c over sori aram and my lord and savor jesus crist. I have a njob and you dont know what thats about you just sit around ande avoid argumkents you disney loving hack. I will fucking kill you and tdubbs and eat your souls.