Buy Hire Jim Essian gear! Or don’t. “The Essian” makes a great gift, though.

And you can’t go wrong with the Official HJE Contest-Winning Shirt.

How about this conversation-starter? The conversation usually starts, “Who is that?”

How about a permanent reminder that Chuck is a dope?

And finally, the reminder that there are far worse places than HJE.

All these products and more can be found in the Shop!