Piniella Lou and the Curse of the 100-Year Franchise: Part One

Posted On 24 May 2008 By . Under: Cubs, Photoshops, Skits.
Piniella Lou and the Curse of the 100-Year Franchise: Part One EXT.--JUNGLE--DAY PINIELLA LOU, a grizzled baseball manager, trudges through an overgrown jungle. The rugged adventurer is in search of a 100-year-old relic, a World Series trophy. With him is his companion, a native named ROTHSCHILDO. The two approach a dark cave, the opening to a deep temple. LOU So, this is where Baker cashed in. ROTHSCHILDO A friend of yours? LOU An idiot. ... Read More

Holy Cow

Posted On 22 May 2008 By . Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Skits.
Holy Cow Just when I thought Harry Caray was resting peacefully in his grave, with the knowledge that those terrible John Campanera commercials were a thing of the past, I noticed Malcolm Rothman. Malcolm, who apparently was Harry’s Dance Double in the "Cub Fan, Bud Man" commercial, is turning tricks as a Harry impersonator. Yep. This is Malcolm, doing his finest ... Read More

Scott Eyre hilarious – fat, lazy.

Posted On 01 Mar 2008 By . Under: Cubs, Skits, Spring Training.
Scott Eyre hilarious – fat, lazy. As you may already have read in this morning's Daily Herald, Kosuke Fukudome was the "victim" of a "hilarious", "practical", "joke" yesterday, the perpetrator being none other than the prince of funny, the king of chortle, the sultan of fnarr fnarr - yes, the man whom Richard Pryor named as his biggest influence - the one, the only, Scott Eyre. ... Read More

The Mailbag: A Conversation with Carrie Muskat

Posted On 30 Jan 2008 By . Under: Broadcasters & Journalists, Cubs, Skits.
The Mailbag: A Conversation with Carrie Muskat For this week's Mailbag, I'm saying the hell with the Q & A. It's been a while since I've done a skit, and I might as well base it on this latest bunch of drivel. Today, the part of Carrie Muskat will be played by Joan Cusack. The part of Kermit will be played by a sock. Hey, ... Read More
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