Hitler Finds Out Aramis Ramirez is Hurt
Our good friend Hitler is back, and he’s not too happy to hear that Aramis Ramirez is hurt.
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Sweet Lou’s Gmail Account
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Even though it seems like there hasn’t been much excitement in Spring Training, Lou Piniella’s Gmail Inbox tells another story. Lucky for you, HJE has full access to Lou’s account (and, yes, I KNOW it’s becoming an internet meme). Click for Larger Size
It’s Cold Out There Today, Campers
Monday, February 2, 2009
Happy Groundhog Day, needlenoses. Thank you a thousand times over to Morpheus for the Photoshop. INT.–BED AND BREAKFAST ROOM–MORNING LOU PINIELLA lies asleep in bed when his clock radio goes off. Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe” blares through the radio as Lou is startled out of his slumber. Lou gets out of [...]
Turns Out it IS Possible to Make Sunday Night Baseball Worse
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Just when you thought ESPN’s Sunday Night Baseball couldn’t get any worse, it does. ESPN has announced that Jon Miller and Joe Morgan will be joined by FORMER GENERAL MANAGER OF THE NEW YORK METS, Steve Phillips (thanks to Zach for the link). It has long baffled me that ESPN plays up Phillips’ [...]
A Yankee Fan Predicts the Cubs-Dodgers NLDS
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Just when you thought the Yankees’ elimination from the 2008 postseason would be the end of Yankees talk for the year, some idiot writes this idiocy. It’s time to face reality. Win. Lose. Tear their stadium down brick by dingy brick. There is no escaping the Yankees. I, for [...]
Okay, Since NOT Taking Batting Practice Didn’t Work…
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Since HJE has insider access that even the cameras don’t have, allow me to present this scene which unfolded prior to last night’s game in Arizona.
Lou Piniella Hates Carlos Marmol
Monday, July 14, 2008
CARLOS MARMOL enters the office of manager LOU PINIELLA. Lou sits behind his desk writing out a lineup card.
Deconstructing Cubs Central Pregame
Thursday, June 12, 2008
PICTURE REDACTED, BECAUSE OF THIS GUY —> It happens all the time during that glorious time of year that is the Major League Baseball season. I get out of work around 6:00 or 6:15, I start my drive home, and I get stuck in traffic. 6:30 rolls around, and I’m still wending my way [...]
- The Case Against Ron Santo
- God Damnit, Can't I Just Enjoy My First Place Team?
- Paul Sullivan Gave My Imaginary Kid Boner Cancer
- Full of Krap
- You're Out of It, Cubs. Don't Be Stupid.
- Cubs Confessional: May 7, 2009
- Meet Your Latest Attention Whore Cubs Fan
- God, We Suck
- Let it Out
- Wherein I Almost Get Into a Fistfight with an Old Man
- Elsewhere and Otherwise: I like the three of you so much I might actually t...
- Aisle 424: You know it's your turn to bring the pizza, right?...
- santo10: Good thing House is a re-run...
- Tara Doonan: Just a small thank you comment for the time you pu...
- joe: i do enjoy the pic is of lee swinging and missing...
- WGN Radio Invasion: Round Two
- Skip’s Comment of the Week: March 19, 2010
- Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Spring Has Sprung, But Not on the Weekends”
- The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #50: Scott Downs “Syndrome”
- The Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time #51: Jeff “Eff” Fassero
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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