Hire Jim Essian

The only time I read Bleed Cubbie Blue is when someone on Desipio links it. For someone on Desipio to link it, the writing must be worse than normal. So when I saw a link to the hilariously stupid "Building A Cubs Champion: Introducing Your 2009 Chicago Cubs" I had to click it. I now fully understand ... Read More

It's been awhile since I stopped by, and I apologize. It's just that Jim Essian Signing Day came, and I went on a bender. As soon as the glow of Signing Day came, the ledge jumpers had me scared off. I'm too old for this crap. Anyway, I just wanted to note all that whining and bitching and gnashing of teeth ... Read More

There's nothing like a little successful baseball to bring out the money-grubbing douchebags. Why bother inventing something original when you can throw together a stupid catchphrase having to do with your favorite team (vaguely enough so they can't sue the hell out of you), slap it on a sign, and sell it to a bunch of chumps who don't ... Read More

I admit, though I loathe the former-letter site, I occasionally go there for a laugh. But I try not to write about it, because most of the time, it's a total waste of time. As many of you know, I am firmly convinced that the entire message board is written by four guys as part of the most ... Read More