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Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Odd Couples” Edition
What the hell is going on around here? Up is down. Down is up. We got that clown Dempster saying we weren’t ready for the goddamn playoffs. I’m saying we were.
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Historic Vote” Edition
I was hoping Bacon and Fries would run on the same ticket. The same delicious ticket. Thanks to Holy Taco for the picture. Anyhow, it’s Roundup time:
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “BOO!” Edition
Happy Halloween, nerds. A night when women you will never touch dress far sluttier than you deserve to see. Try not to embarrass yourselves. Roundup time:
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Boring” Edition
BAD KERMIT: There’s not much interesting going on this week.
SWEET UNCLE LOU: That’s bad.
BAD KERMIT: Well, I guess the World Series might be an interesting matchup.
SWEET UNCLE LOU: That’s good!
BAD KERMIT: But the Tampa Bay Rays are playing in it.
SWEET UNCLE LOU: That’s bad.
BAD KERMIT: But the National [...]
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Us the Dodgers Suck?” Edition
Miss me, jerks? Yeah, I bet you did. Crying in your beers for the past couple weeks saying, “Uncle Lou! Uncle Lou! What did we do to deserve this quick playoff exit?” I don’t have an answer for that, but if you’re going to force me to say something, I’ll [...]
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Is the Regular Season Already Over?” Edition
First of all, thanks to TJ Brown for the picture. Secondly, holy crap. Is it really the end of September? It seems like just yesterday I was celebrating the birth of our country by firing explosives into the air and stuffing Lee Greenwood into a dumpster. Whaddya mean, “That WAS just [...]
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Someday is Today” Edition
First off, Kermit wanted me to let you know that he has the three most important Cubs songs that you need to know before the postseason starts posted in the sidebar now. I don’t even know what a sidebar is. Commie. You guys like how we gave the Brewers a scintilla of [...]
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Everything Blows!” Edition
Not a lot of time for a Roundup this week, what with us avoiding hurricanes and gun-toting Texans. Thanks to someone whose real name I’m not sure I can use, but who I think is Poon for the picture. Anyhow, here’s your Roundup:
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Completely Useless By September” Edition
It’s time for HJE to combat this losing streak and our alleged “slide” with an anti-jinx. We’re calling down the thunder and tempting the fates. Bring it, stupid fates. Forget the doomsayers. Focus on the Roundup:
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “But It’s Only Wednesday” Edition
Kermit is going out of town tonight and staying out of town until Monday, so the whole HJE gang is allowed take a breather if they want to. I can’t speak for Mike D., but I’m going to take advantage of it. But I wouldn’t dare leave you idiots without anything to read [...]
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