Yep. This site is not quite dead yet. So, here’s the deal. I’m getting back into live comedy, and that’s been consuming quite a bit of my time lately. I’m trying not to neglect this beautiful disaster of a blog, but life is a whirlwind right now. If you want to see me make dick jokes in real time, I’m going to be performing in my first show next Friday night at 10:00 p.m. at The Comedy Shrine in Aurora (behind the Fox Valley Mall). It’s called “World War Improv”, it’s going to pit two teams of comics against one another, and it’s going to be funny.
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- Dammit, WHAT IS THIS GAME???
- Condolences to Rich Hill and his wife and son. How awful.
- Thanks for all the memories, you absolutely electrifying moron from a shit school of criminals.
- A lot of orphans mysteriously disappeared from the Cub front office.
- Best Porn in Baseball!
- By all means, please keep trying to remove AJ’s mulleted head from his idiot neck.
- Russell then winked and quipped, “Get it??? STAND-UP???
- Read up, fatties! (HT: level5)
- Rest in peace, Harold Ramis. And god dammit, Ivan Reitman.
- Auto-lacing shoes are arriving just in time!
- GRAMMAR PORN.
- I’m glad we don’t live in a world with a mustachioed Indiana Jones.