Your tips are as appreciated as the sickly sweet smell of Clark’s booze-infused breath on the back of your neck.
- It’s so cute that a football player at Auburn in the 1980s is acting holier-than-thou about steroid use.
- For real. Clark is the biggest child molester hanging around Wrigley since Dusty made that Orthodox priest bless the field before the 2003 playoffs. LOW-HANGING FRUIT.
- Xbox owners lamenting the lack of baseball on their chosen console after the cancellation of the MLB 2K series, I HAVE SOME AMAZING NEWS. (HT: Pre)
- Tony LaRussa is still hilariously delusional.
- This man gets a Hall of Fame ballot. Wow.
- Scientists are gross sometimes. (HT: level5)
- I’m a god, I’m not the God. THE MUSICAL.
- Good luck, breeders.