Friday Roundup: The “Ryan Dempster is Still an Asshole” Edition


This suit is so wacky! LOL!

This suit is so wacky! LOL!

Thanks(?) to Da Chief and Barstool Sports for providing me with the delightful picture of infamous dipshit Ryan Dempster desperately seeking attention. Might as well dress like a clown if you’re going to act like one all the time, I guess. I haven’t watched a single second of the World Series to this point, and I plan on keeping it that way. So Dempster could have worn that suit on the field for all I know. I heard there was an atrocious call in Game One that got reversed, so I’m assuming not only are both teams in the Series terrible pieces of shit, but so are the umpires! Hooray! I’m going to make this Roundup quick, and I’m going to make it dirty. I know I normally take great care in editing these things, so forgive my errors and omissions.

Oh, hey, it’s also nearly Halloween, too. I’m assuming at least one of you will go in the scariest costume imaginable: Slutty Mike Quade.

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