Well, at least he didn't get caught with his pants down.

Well, at least he didn’t get caught with his pants down.

The Cincinnati Reds finally figured out what the San Francisco Giants and Chicago Cubs already knew. Dusty Baker is a cartoonish, narcissistic oaf who can’t manage baseball teams or personalities. The Reds fired Baker today, which would be hilarious if the Cubs weren’t looking for a manager. (HT: Pre) Unfortunately for the Cubs, not only are the Reds another suitor the managerial candidates out there, but also it’s going to be hard for the Reds to hire someone worse than Baker. Though I think they could probably pry Bobby Valentine away from Sacred Heart. The biggest winner in today’s firing is Johnny Cueto’s arm.

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  • Meanwhile in Chicago, I’m not even sure if I want Girardi anymore, but I think the Cubs are a long shot to get him. (HT: level5)
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  • Now that Breaking Bad is over (SOB), take a look back at the early roles of some of the main characters.
  • This is the worst news that came out of the LucasArts shutdown.
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  • YOUR AWESOME CLIP OF THE WEEK: Guillermo del Toro’s Simpsons opening sequence is terrific.