Friday Roundup: The “Awful Holidays” Edition


Also, please don't walk like a penguin.

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I hope if you’re in a relationship your significant other likes or dislikes Valentine’s Day at the exact same level you do. Because, see, it’s generally awful and a terrible relationship stresser. But it sells cards, so there’s that. If you’re reading this, you survived it. So, well done, champ.

Your tips are as precious as dinner reservations this weekend.