I hope if you’re in a relationship your significant other likes or dislikes Valentine’s Day at the exact same level you do. Because, see, it’s generally awful and a terrible relationship stresser. But it sells cards, so there’s that. If you’re reading this, you survived it. So, well done, champ.

Your tips are as precious as dinner reservations this weekend.

• Well, I know one guy who won’t be invited to Camp(ana). PUNS!!!
• Considering what Alan Trammell looks like, his daughter is pretty hot. (HT: Ryan)
• If you thought the Muskbox was bad, you were right. But the Merkbox wants the White Sox to bring back Brian Anderson. (HT: Steve)
• Is it still irony if you TOTALLY EXPECT something to happen? (HT: EnricoPallazzo)
• Archer‘s face models are pretty uncanny.
• Hooray for nature gifs!
• I am definitely a SLIder. This happens to me all the time.
• DAAAAWWWWWW!!!
  
• Movie posters used to be so much simpler and more awesome.
• Dogs bark because you’re trying to do a podcast.
• TWEET OF THE WEEK: Florida Man ruins Twitter. Or maybe saves it?
• YOUR AWESOME CLIP OF THE WEEK: DAAAAWWWWWW: Redux. Just not in time for Valentine’s Day.