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- Legs are sexy.
- Owls are great at checking out chicks.
- If beagle vomit were worth anything, I’d be a millionaire.
- So, you’re going to die.
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt is awesome, and paparazzi are fucking assholes. They even admit it. Seriously, who raises people like this? They are terrible human beings.
- The history of the universe in ten sentences. (HT: level5)
- The perfect interviewee for an insane story.
- NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: DOOOOOOOOOOM!