Friday Roundup: The “Drudgery Reports” Edition


Did they report early, or should the Cubs expect this sort of attendance?

The moment four of you have been waiting for is almost upon us. Cubs pitchers and catchers are reporting in mere days. That means your long offseason of not being disappointed is about to come to an end. That’s terrific. It’s time to usher in a whole new preseason of agony. A precursor to the upcoming regular season of agony. I love baseball!

Your tips are as appreciated as the brief months of baseball between blissful offseasons.