Friday Roundup: The “Lock Up Your Daughters from Marmol” Edition


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It’s starting to look like Carlos Marmol is a bit of a shithead. He can’t hit a catcher’s mitt, but he can allegedly hit a woman. His lawyer has said he’s innocent, because if he didn’t, his lawyer would be the worst lawyer in the history of lawyering. I certainly hope it’s not true, but it’s getting to be a case of where there’s smoke, there’s some asshole mistreating women.

Your tips are as appreciated as a swift and just resolution to this crap.