It’s starting to look like Carlos Marmol is a bit of a shithead. He can’t hit a catcher’s mitt, but he can allegedly hit a woman. His lawyer has said he’s innocent, because if he didn’t, his lawyer would be the worst lawyer in the history of lawyering. I certainly hope it’s not true, but it’s getting to be a case of where there’s smoke, there’s some asshole mistreating women.

Your tips are as appreciated as a swift and just resolution to this crap.

• He pulls a knife, you pull a gun.
• If I had known when I was studying science of the possibilities of science, I would have stuck with it.
• The Great Chicago Frozen Fire.
• Jonathan Coulton is awesome, and Glee sucks.
• If Christian Bale is going to get crucified for having a bad day every once in a while, he should also get his props for the many times that he’s a truly awesome person.
  
• Man’s worst enemy.
• TWEET OF THE WEEK: Mayor Goldie…Reagan?
• NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: Science is awesome.