They'll shit on you.

Shit on you.

I have to catch a train in 45 minutes to head to the 2013 Socially Awkward Cubs Meetup, so forgive the brevity of this Roundup. Actually, screw you. I should be getting ready right now instead of writing this. I’m probably going to have to run to the train now and get all sweaty and then just sit there in it.

Your tips are as appreciated as second sweats. I’ll see some of you weirdos later tonight.