I have to catch a train in 45 minutes to head to the 2013 Socially Awkward Cubs Meetup, so forgive the brevity of this Roundup. Actually, screw you. I should be getting ready right now instead of writing this. I’m probably going to have to run to the train now and get all sweaty and then just sit there in it.

Your tips are as appreciated as second sweats. I’ll see some of you weirdos later tonight.

• Milton Bradley is terrible at being a human. (HT to the awesomely-named SlumpbusterLover)
• Pretty much everyone on the South Side of Chicago got a ring in 2005, but if you missed your chance, here’s a second opportunity.
• Why men love boobs. (SFW) (HT: level5)
• If the 18 heads found at O’Hare weren’t legitimate medical specimens, head smugglers are really stupid.
• So you want to be Tony LaRussa.
• Pictogram movie posters.
• The season may be over for the Bears, but NFL bad lip reading will make you happy.
  
• Who sharted, Watson? (HT: EnricoPallazzo)
• YOUR AWESOME CLIP OF THE WEEK: Noon.