As a former science teacher, this would be an amazing long con.

This would be amazing (click for attribution).

Guys, Justified came back this week with more awesome one-liners and 100% more hot naked women. Archer comes back next week. That means you can stop pretending to still enjoy It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and trying to figure out what the hell is going on in American Horror Story. Good television is here to save us from the winter doldrums!

Your tips are as appreciated as this exchange:

Jody: You think this is the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me?
Raylan: No. Could be your last, though.