Guys, Justified came back this week with more awesome one-liners and 100% more hot naked women. Archer comes back next week. That means you can stop pretending to still enjoy It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and trying to figure out what the hell is going on in American Horror Story. Good television is here to save us from the winter doldrums!

Your tips are as appreciated as this exchange:

Jody: You think this is the first time I’ve had a gun pointed at me?
Raylan: No. Could be your last, though.

• “Dontrelle Willis? Wish we had him ten years ago.” “We did.”
• Carrie is number one!
• I wish Lou Piniella were still managing exclusively for this reason.
• There are plenty of awesome rich people, but some of them should be hanged, then shot, then set on fire.
• As the video game generation ages, so do the games.
• This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
• Does getting drunk really keep you warm? You’re warm right now, aren’t you?
• Finally, the answer to why skin gets pruny.
• SFW porn is SFW.
• I would absolutely play this Lost RPG.
  

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