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Hopefully, you didn’t resolve to actually work on Fridays this year. Because FAIL. If you haven’t made any resolutions, that’s good. Resolutions are dumb, and you should always be striving to be a better person, not just because some arbitrary date came. Just kidding. You’re all horrible people year-round. And that’s why I love you. Plus, Google says your resolutions are doomed, anyhow.

Your tips are as appreciated as February, when the gyms are no longer overcrowded again.