Friday Roundup: The “Apocalypse Not Now” Edition


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Oh, internet. When I tweeted that the Cubs were attempting to get their starting staff as close to a 4.00 ERA without going under, it didn’t mean I don’t like the Edwin Jackson and Carlos Villanueva deals. In fact, I like them quite a bit. And I’d take a starting staff filled with 4.00 ERA guys for an entertaining season, just like I’d take eight position players who all hit .275. So, relax, internet. Not everything I say is mean.

Your tips are as appreciated as having to explain jokes.

  • Edwin Jackson is good.
  • Just wrap your mind around the fact that someone non-ironically spent time writing and recording this.
  • The autocorrect sites are often fake, but that doesn’t mean some of them aren’t hilarious.
  • If it’s difficult for you to read HJE in the bathroom, try these lifehacks!
  • I wish the video of the baby-snatching eagle was real. But it’s not.
  • No cheating on this Wes Anderson character infographic. We can’t ALL be Bill Murray.
  • Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones! No more mystery!
  • Does Google really do that? You probably have to try in a browser.
  • Bilabial consonant” sounds awesomely dirty.
  • ‘Tis the season of giving, I suppose.
  • Judge not one’s might by size alone. (HT: level5) THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID. (HT: Michael Scott)
  • I swear I thought this list of best and worst media was upside-down. (HT: Ned Ryerson)
  • This lady’s voice is super-annoying, but DAWWWWW.
  • NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: Gross. (HT: level5)
  • YOUR AWESOME MOVIE OF THE WEEK: Well played, Netflix.

If you’re traveling this weekend, travel safely. Happy holidays, humans. Only one more Roundup until 2013. Wow.


3 thoughts on “Friday Roundup: The “Apocalypse Not Now” Edition

  • JerBear50

    Michael Wilbon should never be given a media award for any reason. Unless maybe they come up with a trophy for hanging yourself from your microphone cord. Then I would gladly vote for him. This whole list was great reinforcement for why I no longer watch ESPN, except for MNF. Joe Buck? Go fuck yourself.

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