So, I have plans on actually posting some things on this dusty heap of a place. Year-end things. I’m a sucker for those year-end lists, and I figure I should actually write some. It might even happen before the Mayans kill us all, or whatever I’m hearing these days. And, hell, if it sucks, we all might be dead at this point next week, anyhow. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Your tips are as appreciated as the end of times.

• The Chicago Cubs: Scalping their own overpriced tickets back to you since 2007. (HT: level5)
• As Pre said, it’s nice and convenient when things that I hate localize. (HT: Pre) Good luck in the AL East, Dane Cook!
• I love what the Cubs are doing. Apparently, they’re not going to land Anibal Sanchez, but the attempt actually DOES make a hell of a lot of sense.
• Cocaine or GTFO.
• Hey, at least Purdue is trying to establish an identity. (HT: Ned Ryerson)
• Not to steal Dolan’s podcast thunder, but here’s an allegedly-up-to-date list of the 50 best movies streaming on Netflix right now. Yes, Traffic is on there. Yes, I’m now aware that it’s not Crash. Yes, Crash is still terrible. If you’ve somehow never seen Memento, go watch it right now, you monster.
• How many people are in space right now?
• You are amazing, universe. (HT: level5)
• I know you’ve all been thinking about it, so here’s your answer. Is there poop on the moon?
  
• TWITTER ACCOUNT OF THE WEEK: Modern Seinfeld is exactly what it sounds like.
• SITE OF THE WEEK: Baseball Card Vandals is amazing. (via BigLeagueStew)
• YOUR AWESOME CLIP OF THE WEEK: Not a clip, but tell me that the Indiana Jones theme song doesn’t run through your head when you see this mysterious package. He should have mailed to to the Marx Brothers.