Happy Thanksgiving, gang. Hopefully you’ve recovered from drinking too much Wednesday and then eating too much yesterday. Prepare to spend too much today. Oh, holidays. You’re pretty much the worst. Speaking of holidays, after a brief one away from the podcast, we’re back, saying stuff. Most of it isn’t even about baseball, so that’s a good thing. Now you’ll have something to listen to when you’re at Walmart fighting a three-hundred-pound woman for a $40 Blu-ray player.

Your tips are as appreciated as online shopping.

• Oh, you kids.
• Andrew McCutchen is easy to like, and I assume he has a bigger house now.
• Tyler Colvin is pretty good at one thing. (HT: Pre)
• Clowns are scary. (HT: JerBear50)
• Mel Brooks GIFs!
• So, if you’re either in trouble with your significant other or you want to buy your mom flowers for Christmas, help out some buddies of mine and buy high-quality, inexpensive flowers here.
• NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: I generally try to give people the benefit of the doubt. Different strokes for different folks, and all. But this documentary about a guy and a guy/girl obsessed with Tiffany is goddamn terrifying.
• YOUR AWESOME CLIP OF THE WEEK: The 100 most depressing movie death scenes will certainly help during holiday suicide season.