Barack Obama and Babock Orama?

If you stood in long, chilly lines on Tuesday waiting for your turn to vote, good for you. And why does your polling place suck so hard? I was in and out in 10 minutes, and that was only because I wanted to use the one computer instead of some PLAYED OUT physical ballot. If you didn’t vote, don’t let anyone make you feel bad about it. You CAN still complain about politics. It’s silly to lecture about exercising one’s freedom to vote while at the same time not acknowledging the freedom to NOT vote. That’s what makes this country great. That, and all the fake boobs. ‘MERICA!

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