I know a lot of you are playing the newest iteration of the somehow-wildly-successful Madden franchise. I don’t really know why. It’s basically the same game it was five years ago, if the reviews are to be believed. And at least five years ago, you got to play with Rex Grossman and Brian Griese! Also, holy shit, I had completely forgotten that Griese was a Bear until that last sentence. That was a blissful time.

Your tips are as appreciated as snapping off a 2-yard run with Cedric Benson.

• Get your shit together, Vin Scully.
• I didn’t know other teams ever gave retirement presents to retiring athletes. Even though Chipper is a douche, it’s pretty cool.
• Even as a non-woman, I’m insulted by this.
• Some of the best baseball pictures in history. (HT: level5)
• Normal-looking celebrities are a lot harder to fap to. (HT: Zambrano38)
• Godspeed to Neil Armstrong, one of the most inspiring Americans in our country’s history.
• If you found Marie annoying, it’s only because Betsy Brandt is a terrific actress.
• Please be as good as Life on Mars. Please.
• Thanks, rational penis!
• You’re always in the last place you look. (via BoingBoing)
• Here’s an old, but spot-on impression of Dane Cook. Because Dane Cook sucks.
  
• With all this Curiosity space talk going around, let’s not forget the awesomeness of that lensy catastrophe, Hubble. (HT: level5)
• NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: Monsters! (HT: level5)
• YOUR AWESOME CLIP OF THE WEEK: The real Dude abides.