Remember when Pam was actually cute?

HJE winning an internet award is almost as rare as the Cubs winning a game. Yet one of those things actually happened this week! Stay tuned to find out which one! Incidentally, I officially renounce my foolish declaration that they would finish 76-86 this year. After my new calculations, I now predict that they will finish 6-156.

Your tips are as appreciated as one win per week. Slow and steady wins the race, boys.