Friday Roundup: The “It’s an Honor Just to be Nominated” Edition


Remember when Pam was actually cute?

HJE winning an internet award is almost as rare as the Cubs winning a game. Yet one of those things actually happened this week! Stay tuned to find out which one! Incidentally, I officially renounce my foolish declaration that they would finish 76-86 this year. After my new calculations, I now predict that they will finish 6-156.

Your tips are as appreciated as one win per week. Slow and steady wins the race, boys.

  • Huecub

    How the can Chicago Cubs Online be nominated for best “Blog, Single Author” and “Best Blog, Mutliple Authors”?  Did BC make these nominations?  And you’re the only one who’s written anything on this blog for 2 years; how could you win the Humor category but not even be nominated for “Single Writer”?  That whole thing was an awkward an utterly unintentionally hilarious exhibit; you should be proud of your award, Kerm.

    • http://hirejimessian.com BadKermit

      I didn’t really understand that, either.  Thanks, man!

  • Moon

    There’s no cure for Dick Jokes!

    My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in
    the summertime.

    My dick is so big, it won’t return Spielberg’s
    calls.

    My dick is so big that the head of it has only
    seen my balls in pictures.

    My dick is so big, movie theatres now serve
    popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

  • Santo10

    Congrats on the award! I still don’t want to play Monopoly. 

  • Black Mark Grace

    I LIKE IT LIKE IT

    That video on Tum Sheridan’s Blog is weird.  But a winner is you.