The Cubs are on pace for a 46-116 season. I don’t have a joke to go with that, and it doesn’t go with the picture. I just wanted to let you know that my dream of a 76-86 season probably isn’t going to come true. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

Your tips are as appreciated as a winning percentage north of .300.

• I meant to post this list of excellent baseball apps last week, but I didn’t. So sue me.
• Ron Fucking Swanson is a Cubs fan.
• Ozzie Guillen’s apology was great.
• And speaking of horrible dictators with no respect for human life, here’s a picture of one sitting with Fidel Castro. (HT: Ned Ryerson)
• Deadspin is making motivational Canseco posters. (HT: Santo10)
• Carl Sagan GETS IT. (via Reddit) Also, I just realized BTTFII was right about baseball in Miami. Mind blown.
• Here’s a nice trip down memory lane that will piss you right the hell off.
• xkcd is awesome.
• The Hamster Hotel is not a hotel for hamsters. (HT: level5)