Friday Roundup: The “Two Wins? That’s All We Got? Two Goddamn Wins?” Edition 1

I want to know where reader JerBear50 was when he snapped this picture.

The Cubs are on pace for a 46-116 season. I don’t have a joke to go with that, and it doesn’t go with the picture. I just wanted to let you know that my dream of a 76-86 season probably isn’t going to come true. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

Your tips are as appreciated as a winning percentage north of .300.

  • That was taken at the Sports Fan Attic in Madeira Beach. What surprises me most about this is that the Rays already have a white position player in Longoria for all the fat housewives to fawn over, and he’s a goddamn superstar. So how the hell does this happen?