Minor League Guy plays for my favorite squadron!

Eagle-eyed reader betterorworse originally pointed me to the captioned picture. And then ‘Duk gave us some more information about it. “Minor League Guy” is one of the Cardinals’ best prospects. Can you imagine the nerve if Comcast Sports Net had DARED called Felix Pie, “Fast Guy Who Grabs His Crotch a Lot”?

I switched the comments back to Disqus, which will certainly piss the lot of you off. One happy result, however, is that you can now confidently add your own images and links to comments. So, what else has Obvious Cardinals Caption Writer been up to?