I dropped from 6th place in my pool to 16th place last night. Screw you, basketball. And, even though I’m leading off the Roundup with a football item, screw you, too, football. I’m ready for baseball.

Your tips are as appreciated as a sport where the defense possesses the ball.

• I know I’m going to hate people from beyond the grave. I just hope someone loves me enough to memorialize it. (HT: Santo10)
• Idiots doing idiot things. (HT: Steve)
• Good night, Chicago. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs- OH HOLY SHIT! (HT: level5)
• Honestly, it looks like the dude is just having a good time and his wife is a total bitch.
• Great. Even death can’t stop the never-ending pile of e-mail.
• You’re badass, universe.
• Two birds. One stone.
• Someone should tell her she’s awful.
  
• I understand that Danny McBride has only one trick. But I love that trick, and I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of it. (HT: StPatrick)
  
• NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: Stuff where stuff shouldn’t be. (via io9)
• FEED READ OF THE WEEK: Back to the Future: The Novel page by page.
• YOUR AWESOME OLD MOVIE CLIP OF THE WEEK: Enjoy this totally metal version of the TMNT theme song (via Topless Robot) before it’s ruined by the goddamn idiot that is Michael Bay.