I must not do a bad enough job writing the Cubs fantasy baseball preview for Grey over at Razzball, because he once again invited you fine readers of HJE into the Razzball Leagues. The guys over there perfected the goal that Neifiball is trying to accomplish: the assemblage of the worst team of baseball everyday players possible.

The rules are simple, the sign-ups are open, and the advantage is yours. No fan knows shitty everyday baseball players quite like a Cubs fan. So get over to Razzball and sign up. Baseball season is nearly upon us. God help us all.