Menu Close

Friday Roundup: The “Gary the Kid” Edition

The white man 'fro.

Gary Carter is dead. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you Cub-killers. Seriously, though, Carter was a great player and the stupid Mets should have retired his number when he was still alive. They’ll probably do it on opening day of this season. Idiots. I’m sick of these post-mortem tributes to great players. Let the guys enjoy their honors while they’re still around to enjoy them.

Your tips are as appreciated as Gary Carter’s Cousin Larry haircut.