And, so, 2011 comes to a close with two more godawful shitty teams winning major sports titles and making us sad to be sports fans. Oh, well. 2012 will certainly be better, as long as the world ends at some point. GO, MAYANS.

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• Wait, why did Jeromy Burnitz have shampoo- OH, I GET IT. (HT: CT)
• I don’t think I’m a big enough asshole to be a parent yet.
• This rating goes to 11. (HT: Reddit)
• Is IT in you?
• The 25 most powerful songs of the past 25 years. I’m sad that “Fight for Your Right (to Party)” didn’t make it. I’M PARTYING RIGHT NOW.
• Batman’s face at the end is sublime.
• Sci-fi movies for people who don’t like sci-fi movies. Though I hated The Truman Show and E.T. So, I anti-recommend those.
• Mr. Plinkett finally gets around to destroying Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
• GoDaddy was a bunch of pussies about their pro-SOPA stance. I’m still glad I pulled HJE from their servers a while back, though.
• The top 10 archaeological discoveries of 2011.
• Siri is scary even if you don’t consider all the children’s blood she spilled in her creation.
  
• Desmond Hume is hilarious. (HT: boingboing)
  
• YOUR AWESOME OLD MOVIE CLIP OF THE WEEK: Old is now new. I REALLY hope Prometheus is the awesome prequel that Alien fans deserve.