Movember is finally over. Those of you who raised money with your lips should be thanked by those of us who are totally incapable of growing a sweet mustache. I am jealous and full of admiration.

Your tips are as appreciated as a good old-fashioned soup strainer.

• Bud Selig likens a 14-year-old girl to Jackie Robinson.
• David DeJesus’ wife is hot and on Twitter. But you stopped reading and started clicking after “hot.” (HT: Jimbo Jones)
• “Goodbye, wondrous femininity!” and plenty of dick jokes from Pompeii.
• Spaceball? Oh, shit. There goes the planet.
  
• There’s TOTALLY playing poker in the war room.
• The 10 best original LucasArts characters.
• Elvis Costello is surprisingly awesome.
• Name all the professional expansion teams since 1976.
• Siri doesn’t want to get in the middle. (HT: TEC)
• Show more boob, ladies. If you hate your fellow females, that is. (HT: level5)
• The jet man cometh. (HT: EnricoPallazzo) Incidentally, how can this guy not be bored to shit with his wife?
• TWEET OF THE WEEK: ANYTHING KIM DEJESUS SAYS.
• FEED READ OF THE WEEK: The same picture of Dave Coulier every day. (HT: EnricoPallazzo) It’s exactly what I said it is, but I bet you’ll click on it anyway.