God bless your soulless heart.

I don’t want to have anything to do with rooting for the Milwaukee Brewers to advance to the World Series. So let’s just say I’m rooting against the St. Louis Cardinals advancing to the World Series. It figures that the most success the NL Central has had in the playoffs in years comes with the two least-likable teams in the division. One of these dickhead teams is going to the World Series. You’ve had about a week to deal with that fact. HOW DOES IT TASTE?

Your tips are as appreciated as a four-game World Series sweep by the American League champions.