I don’t want to have anything to do with rooting for the Milwaukee Brewers to advance to the World Series. So let’s just say I’m rooting against the St. Louis Cardinals advancing to the World Series. It figures that the most success the NL Central has had in the playoffs in years comes with the two least-likable teams in the division. One of these dickhead teams is going to the World Series. You’ve had about a week to deal with that fact. HOW DOES IT TASTE?

Your tips are as appreciated as a four-game World Series sweep by the American League champions.

• Brian Wilson just keeps getting more awful, as “The Dugout” gets better and better.
• As a Cubs fan, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
• Tony LaRussa always makes as much sense as he did during his classic DUI video.
• Despite the inclusion of Jeff Garlin and Joe Mantegna, Joe Posnanski’s look back at the Cubs is definitely interesting. (HT: Mark)
• People say the damn stupidest things.
• In preparation for Halloween, here are some terrified people.
• What the fuck is swearing all about?
• Not even this interactive list of the Top 100 Books can make Pride and Prejudice not suck.
• It’s video game blockbuster season, so if you’re a henchman, follow these important safety tips.
• The Princess Bride reunion is TOTALLY conceivable.
  
• What the buck?
• Honestly, who throws a shoe?
• Learn something, stupids.
• Baddest ass ever? Yep.
• What all this gobblygook says is that the Tyrannosaurus Rex was significantly bigger than you thought it was IN YOUR NIGHTMARES.
• Ladies, if you’re looking for a terribly insensitive Halloween costume, look no further! (HT: Michael)
• TWEET OF THE WEEK: If you’re a video game geek, you should probably follow @petermolydeux and his 140 characters of AWESOME game ideas. “Imagine a game where 3 pauses and it’s game over. The game plays door bells, ringtones etc trying to make you accidently (sic) pause the game”
• NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: FORE! I mean, SHARK!
• FEED READ OF THE WEEK: Blackboards in Porn (SFW) via io9.