Your tips are more appreciated than missing Roy Halladay in this series. Wait. We have to face him?
- Bryce Harper is a colossal douche.
- I was woefully unaware of the ongoing “battle” between Alec Baldwin and Jim from The Office. Thanks to Baldwin’s comedic brilliance, it’s quite hilarious.
- We stinks! (HT: St. Patrick) More on that to come, by the way. Kermit’s been working on something stupid all week.
- Ozzie fined by the NHL. Yes, the NHL.
- Nailed again! (HT: Ned Ryerson)
- The Planet of the Apes seriously always freaked me out. Maybe it’s all that damn hair. But Rise of the Planet of the Apes looks pretty awesome. “Can I play the piano anymore?”
- It really ties the room together.
- Crystal River is appropriately-named and awesome.
- This should probably make you sick, if you’re into that sort of thing.
That’s all for me, fans. It’s going to be a long, strange climb back up to relevance in this league, but it will be SO WORTH IT.