When life gives you millions...

Well now our tiny little eight-game hiccup is over, we’re ready to right the ship and start beating up on some of the patsies in this league like the- Phillies? Goll durnit.

Your tips are more appreciated than missing Roy Halladay in this series. Wait. We have to face him?

SIGH.

  • Bryce Harper is a colossal douche.
  • I was woefully unaware of the ongoing “battle” between Alec Baldwin and Jim from The Office. Thanks to Baldwin’s comedic brilliance, it’s quite hilarious.
  • We stinks! (HT: St. Patrick) More on that to come, by the way. Kermit’s been working on something stupid all week.
  • Ozzie fined by the NHL. Yes, the NHL.
  • Nailed again! (HT: Ned Ryerson)
  • The Planet of the Apes seriously always freaked me out. Maybe it’s all that damn hair. But Rise of the Planet of the Apes looks pretty awesome. “Can I play the piano anymore?”
  • It really ties the room together.
  • Crystal River is appropriately-named and awesome.
  • This should probably make you sick, if you’re into that sort of thing.

That’s all for me, fans. It’s going to be a long, strange climb back up to relevance in this league, but it will be SO WORTH IT.

-Uncle Mike