Oh, come on, they're SO RESTRICTIVE!

Is it too early to get excited about the prospect of an 81-81 season? For one glorious fleeting moment, we were in first place yesterday. So you WEREN’T just high as shit. Well, you might have been, but we were ALSO in first place. That’s the best thing I’ve heard since you tipped me.

  • And speaking of approximately .500 baseball, WIN.
  • South Side Cubsession stretches back nearly 100 years.
  • I have no clue how Sully has time to write as much as he does AND produce videos, but (1) I want to have a beer with him, and (2) he tackles yet another one of my baseball pet peeves, HORRIBLE baseball nicknames. Seriously, if Sully isn’t a guy who has a bar stool named after him, then bars suck.
  • Mike Leake records a steal. (HT: David)
  • Coco Crisp must own a DeLorean.
  • Looks like he’s getting NAILed in a penitentiary.
  • But how did they put the dinosaurs into Jurassic Park?
  • For Ozzie Guillen, ALL OF THEM.
  • MERCY! (HT: Swaz46)
  • You want the truth about some of your favorite Hollywood mysteries!? Here. Handle it.
  • You can stave off dementia just by clicking here!
  • Wait, why- Why couldn’t he have just waited? (HT: level5) Also, WHAT NON-GERMANS TAKE PICTURES OF PEOPLE TAKING DUMPS???

Time keeps on slipping on, and you just keep sending me tips. So, until next week, I shall hold them (and the memories of YOu) close in my heart.
-Uncle Mike