OBSERVE WHAT I DID IN THE TITLE! Don’t forget about tonight’s madness at Shitty O’Kea’s, starting around 8:00ish, and ending when either they or we run out of booze. Your BROWSing tips are what make me want to go to another Convention with a pasted-on, horrifying smile on my face. So, keep them coming.

Well, I’m off to paint on my happy eyebrows and get used to answering questions about how I DARED to sit Starlin Castro for being a slack-ass last year. For those of you who won’t make the Shitty’s trip, I’m sure Kermit and Dolan will likely be tweeting nonsense the entire night.

-Uncle Mike