Uncle Mike’s Weekly BROWsing: The “Football!” Edition 5

There is no more satisfying sound after a terrible baseball season than the flip of a coin and the gleeful shout of “HEADS!” College football is back to take your mind off the fact that we are a mere ten games away from postseason elimination. If all goes perfectly, that means you officially won’t have to watch us by Wednesday. That gives you plenty of time to get ready to watch the Bears lose approximately as many games as we have this year. Your Roundup tips are as cherished by me as a woolen hat in Chicago in February.

That’s all for me, gang. But there’s a lot of it, so who are you to complain? Are you even complaining? I’M DOING MY BEST, DAMMIT!

-Uncle Mike

  • DVXPrime

    I would be ready for some football if the tea leaves did not read bad news this season for both the Bears and the F***ing Illini. Gonna be a cold, dark autumn this year.

  • Frasier Crane

    I’m skipping football and waiting for the NBA

  • Frasier Crane

    Relief pitchers are the most difficult to sign & have expectations from. You just don’t know when they’ll have a good year the previous year means nothing.. Grabow was great in 2009 now he’s horrible.

  • Starlin Castrated

    @DVXPrime – You never know. Maybe the Saints D will cripple Favre in his first game, and maybe Aaron Rogers will fall off a cliff

  • @Frasier Crane
    That’s because hr burned his hand lighting Jeff Bakers farts.