There is no more satisfying sound after a terrible baseball season than the flip of a coin and the gleeful shout of “HEADS!” College football is back to take your mind off the fact that we are a mere ten games away from postseason elimination. If all goes perfectly, that means you officially won’t have to watch us by Wednesday. That gives you plenty of time to get ready to watch the Bears lose approximately as many games as we have this year. Your Roundup tips are as cherished by me as a woolen hat in Chicago in February.

That’s all for me, gang. But there’s a lot of it, so who are you to complain? Are you even complaining? I’M DOING MY BEST, DAMMIT!

-Uncle Mike