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Lou Piniella is smarter and luckier than you are. He doesn’t have to watch this crap anymore. Lou’s last game in a Cub uniform will be this afternoon, as he is off to help care for his mother, who has been in poor health. Sadly, thanks to the terrible team he was given, Lou’s managerial career ends with a whimper rather than a bang. Lou whipped a terrible 2007 team into a division winner, he was hilarious and spirited, and he will be missed in Chicago by anyone with half a brain. God speed, Lou. I suspect the Yankees will snap you up in a New York minute.

Now, we have business to do. The “Hire Jim Essian” campaign begins…