After yet another ridiculous loss, the Cubs find themselves- Oh, screw it. They’re terrible, unlikable, and I hate them all. Which leads me to this week’s FNF. I suggest you NEVER EVER do a GIS for “nuts smashed with hammer.” You’ll thank me later. Ladies, feel free to substitute in “ovaries,” or whatever the hell you have down there.
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| Watching the Cubs | Getting Your Nuts Smashed with a Hammer |


